in Military Stories and Humor in Uniform
Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:01 am
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A Marine Colonel was about to give a power point presentation to his Staff officers. It was his habit to wait for the coffee to be available before starting the "show". While it was brewing he decided to challenge his officers with a serious question.
He explained that last night, his wife had been unusually aroused and friskey in bed, and as a result, he had not gotten his usual amount of sleep. So--he posed this significant question: "How much of sex is work, and how much is pleasure?"
His S2, a LtCol, opined that sex was 75% work, but another staffer thought it was really 50-50. A female LT said, blushingly, she thought it was 75% pleasure, depending upon the skill of the partner. The discussion continued and no consensus was agreed upon, whereupon the Col turned to the Pfc in charge of making the coffee, and asked him what HE thought. He said, "Sir, there is no doubt in my mind that it is 100% pleasure." The Col was surprised by the emphatic response, and said, "Private--why are you so certain?" And the EM said, "Sir, If there were ANY WORK involved, the officers would have ME doing it!!"