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Onions & Christmas trees

in Off Topic Wed Dec 29, 2010 1:48 pm
by samD | 534 Posts

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?
The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:
In her 20’s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30’s to 40’s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions’. ‘Onions?’
‘Yes, you see them and they make you cry.’

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,
‘Mum, how many kinds of ‘willies’ are there?.
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, ‘Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his 20’s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30’s and 40’s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50’s, it is like a Christmas Tree.’
‘A Christmas tree?’
‘Yes – the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration!

لن أستسلم لموتُ لالاس "I will not submit.Death to Islam!"

The Socialists told us long ago that since they could not beat us with force, that they would destroy us slowly from within. So far it is working pretty well. MOLON LABE

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RE: Onions & Christmas trees

in Off Topic Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:19 pm
by HampsterW | 461 Posts


Change that you can truly believe in comes from the barrel of a gun!..........Greg AZ........Check! Check! Check!

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