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Missing Bill Clinton

in Off Topic Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:10 am
by samD | 534 Posts

It doesn't matter what party you belong to-this is hilarious. From a
show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses
Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right-I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing
we ever got to having a real black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him...his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he
gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers
announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this
week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'
distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied,
"I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the
truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and
nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky
Panky between the Bushes."

... ya gotta love it!

لن أستسلم لموتُ لالاس "I will not submit.Death to Islam!"

The Socialists told us long ago that since they could not beat us with force, that they would destroy us slowly from within. So far it is working pretty well. MOLON LABE

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RE: Missing Bill Clinton

in Off Topic Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:58 am
by HampsterW | 461 Posts

That's hilarious!!!

Change that you can truly believe in comes from the barrel of a gun!..........Greg AZ........Check! Check! Check!

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