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My dog's life!

in The Daily Diatribe Wed Jan 12, 2011 10:13 pm
by samD | 534 Posts

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

She has her food prepared for her.

She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365.

Her meals are provided at no cost to her.

She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup
and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

For this she pays nothing and nothing is required of her.

She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she
needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep.

If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep.

She receives these accommodations absolutely free.

She is living like a Queen and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living
every day.

I was just thinking about all this and suddenly it hit me like a brick in
the head:

My dog is a Democrat!!!

لن أستسلم لموتُ لالاس "I will not submit.Death to Islam!"

The Socialists told us long ago that since they could not beat us with force, that they would destroy us slowly from within. So far it is working pretty well. MOLON LABE

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RE: My dog's life!

in The Daily Diatribe Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:21 am
by HampsterW | 461 Posts

My dog is a Democrat as well, at least the cats are

Change that you can truly believe in comes from the barrel of a gun!

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RE: My dog's life!

in The Daily Diatribe Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:40 am
by Manu2014 | 75 Posts

I'm stealing this Sam and changing it to "he". Thanks

Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth. Thoreau

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