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MLGF trash talk 1-13-11

in Off Topic Thu Jan 13, 2011 3:04 pm
by HampsterW | 461 Posts

catfish88: That's it, we should all meet in vegas

12 Jan 11, 06:54 PM
schuyler: grin and bear it. BOHICA
12 Jan 11, 06:54 PM
catfish88: Whatever happens in Utah, stays in Utah Hamp

12 Jan 11, 06:54 PM
HampsterW: one of my long time accounts made that clear long ago
12 Jan 11, 06:54 PM
catfish88: Oh, but he was only experimenting
12 Jan 11, 06:53 PM
Vaq: 6th grade cat
12 Jan 11, 06:53 PM
catfish88: weird how you know that hamp
12 Jan 11, 06:53 PM
samD: Later ebear

12 Jan 11, 06:53 PM
HampsterW: pal= personal ass licker....

12 Jan 11, 06:52 PM
HampsterW: take it any way you can get it pal
12 Jan 11, 06:52 PM
catfish88: See ya ebear

12 Jan 11, 06:52 PM
schuyler: lol
12 Jan 11, 06:52 PM
Vaq: Heap strong medicine!
12 Jan 11, 06:52 PM
ebear: ok studs gotta go ...my doggies back teeth are floating
12 Jan 11, 06:52 PM
catfish88: y
12 Jan 11, 06:52 PM
catfish88: Do you get a free roasters chicken meal with ever blow job?

12 Jan 11, 06:51 PM
schuyler: too much laughing

12 Jan 11, 06:51 PM
HampsterW: bleached?

12 Jan 11, 06:51 PM
schuyler: LOL
12 Jan 11, 06:51 PM
samD: LOL
12 Jan 11, 06:51 PM
ebear: his beard is made with real pubes
12 Jan 11, 06:51 PM
catfish88: True Sam. Mine ran off with the spare tire to the wheel barrel
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12 Jan 11, 06:50 PM
Vaq: behind closed doors?

12 Jan 11, 06:50 PM
schuyler: ewww!
12 Jan 11, 06:50 PM
catfish88: Mine sings "Lady"
12 Jan 11, 06:50 PM
samD: With poor cats luck lately, his blow up will spring a leak
12 Jan 11, 06:50 PM
ebear: my kenny rogers doll squeals

12 Jan 11, 06:50 PM
HampsterW: I guess not
12 Jan 11, 06:50 PM
Vaq: Down hill in a hurry! As usual.
12 Jan 11, 06:50 PM
catfish88: There is nothing wrong with a little ear love hamp

12 Jan 11, 06:50 PM
schuyler: sounds like you're real familiar there, cat

12 Jan 11, 06:49 PM
HampsterW: you guys are sick.......LOL
12 Jan 11, 06:49 PM
catfish88: Yes, 3 orifices, unless you count the ear holes, then it's 5

12 Jan 11, 06:49 PM
HampsterW: you can do it in the ear?
12 Jan 11, 06:49 PM
samD: ebear thats a good thing

12 Jan 11, 06:49 PM
schuyler: the ones with multiple love orifices?
12 Jan 11, 06:49 PM
ebear: no they can't talk
12 Jan 11, 06:49 PM
Vaq: to 8
12 Jan 11, 06:49 PM
catfish88: No, I already have one of those
12 Jan 11, 06:48 PM
samD: Blowup dolls count?

12 Jan 11, 06:48 PM
schuyler: TMI hamp
12 Jan 11, 06:48 PM
catfish88: LOL

12 Jan 11, 06:48 PM
HampsterW: I might have to take a 'snake"
12 Jan 11, 06:48 PM
catfish88: Now, if I can only get an actual girl to come over
12 Jan 11, 06:48 PM
ebear: might as well.....unless ace moves in
12 Jan 11, 06:48 PM
samD: Alright Catfeesh. Secure perimeter
12 Jan 11, 06:48 PM
Vaq: Well shit hugh hefner!
12 Jan 11, 06:48 PM
catfish88: I thought you were having ebears littel chimichanga
12 Jan 11, 06:47 PM
catfish88: No. But one of the bedrooms is going to be converted to a gun room

12 Jan 11, 06:47 PM
HampsterW: not unless youre prego cat!
12 Jan 11, 06:47 PM
ebear: thats what she said....part 2
12 Jan 11, 06:47 PM
Vaq: Song, Bob Wills

12 Jan 11, 06:47 PM
schuyler: 3 car garage?
12 Jan 11, 06:47 PM
samD: 10,000 sq ft?
12 Jan 11, 06:47 PM
catfish88: Hamp, you are expecting a baby?
12 Jan 11, 06:47 PM
samD: real place Vaq?
12 Jan 11, 06:46 PM
catfish88: Not a mansion, just big enough for a single guy to maintain
12 Jan 11, 06:46 PM
Vaq: Big Ball's in Cow Town
12 Jan 11, 06:46 PM
catfish88: I'm sorry schuyleeeer

12 Jan 11, 06:46 PM
HampsterW: Pay no mind, he talks big, I been expecting one for months
12 Jan 11, 06:46 PM
samD: Is Herr Dr getting the Manse he deserves?
12 Jan 11, 06:46 PM
ebear: thats what she said

12 Jan 11, 06:46 PM
schuyler: watch those eeeee's cat
12 Jan 11, 06:45 PM
catfish88: Damn ebear, I should have seen that one comeing
12 Jan 11, 06:45 PM
samD: We are too, just can't consume alcohol and carry
12 Jan 11, 06:45 PM
Vaq: ZZ Top
12 Jan 11, 06:45 PM
catfish88: cool, come on over. Closeing on a new house next week as a matter of a fact
12 Jan 11, 06:45 PM
ebear: i got a pearl necklace for hamp

12 Jan 11, 06:45 PM
HampsterW: Why Sam? DUI and CUI in the same night?'''LOL
12 Jan 11, 06:45 PM
samD: Then meet at Cat's house
12 Jan 11, 06:44 PM
catfish88: we are allowed to carry in bars here
12 Jan 11, 06:44 PM
Vaq: I've ad 'em dragging chairs over and standing around.
12 Jan 11, 06:44 PM
samD: I,m game for a pub crawl in a state that recips on my CCW

12 Jan 11, 06:44 PM
schuyler: and the cute shoes
12 Jan 11, 06:44 PM
catfish88: yet
12 Jan 11, 06:44 PM
ebear: yup......strapless and no stains
12 Jan 11, 06:44 PM
catfish88: Ebear, Make hamp buy you those matching pearls for the dress
12 Jan 11, 06:43 PM
catfish88: That would be fun
12 Jan 11, 06:43 PM
Vaq: We aint there yet boss.

12 Jan 11, 06:43 PM
schuyler: would that be your pretty sun dress, ebear?

12 Jan 11, 06:43 PM
HampsterW: good
12 Jan 11, 06:43 PM
samD: WE would be 86'd from the sleaziest roadhouse in Tex or Louisiana
12 Jan 11, 06:43 PM
ebear: i've got just the dress for it too

12 Jan 11, 06:43 PM
schuyler: no shit
12 Jan 11, 06:42 PM
samD: How did he get that nickname BJ?
12 Jan 11, 06:42 PM
catfish88: You know, one of these days we should all meet up somewhere, I bet we would get kicked out of wherever we were at
12 Jan 11, 06:42 PM
ebear: awwww hamp....u won't run for long....then ur mine

12 Jan 11, 06:42 PM
schuyler: i'll take your word for it

12 Jan 11, 06:41 PM
HampsterW: fuck me running!!! It's horrible!
12 Jan 11, 06:41 PM
catfish88: I thought "Meatloaf" was your dicks nickname

12 Jan 11, 06:41 PM
HampsterW: You go hang out with these staunch bastards and report back...lol [link]
12 Jan 11, 06:41 PM
ebear: vaq...bj thomas ?
12 Jan 11, 06:41 PM
samD: Who vaccinated Vaq with a record player needle?
12 Jan 11, 06:40 PM
Vaq: oogah chaka oogah oogah oogah chaka, I can't stop this feeling
12 Jan 11, 06:40 PM
ebear: no that was MeatLoaf
12 Jan 11, 06:40 PM
samD: or just on his bass
12 Jan 11, 06:40 PM
samD: Didn't u already
12 Jan 11, 06:40 PM
ebear: i wanted to fuck lars on bass
12 Jan 11, 06:39 PM
samD: Like what Hamp?

12 Jan 11, 06:39 PM
HampsterW: I got better things to do at the moment!
12 Jan 11, 06:39 PM
catfish88: Where is the luther vandrose, the Kenny G at?
12 Jan 11, 06:39 PM
samD: How come no ABBA on the jukebox? ebear loves them
12 Jan 11, 06:39 PM
ebear: lololol.......wehoooo!!!! now this is a site!!!!!

12 Jan 11, 06:38 PM
HampsterW: No, it's more like..........LOL
12 Jan 11, 06:38 PM
catfish88: That's how ebear blows
12 Jan 11, 06:38 PM
samD: Low blow
12 Jan 11, 06:38 PM
Vaq: AW hell!

12 Jan 11, 06:38 PM
HampsterW: ouch!!
12 Jan 11, 06:37 PM
catfish88: I'm sorry reaper, oops I mean ebear, was I off topic?
12 Jan 11, 06:37 PM
samD: golden shower pistols
12 Jan 11, 06:37 PM
samD: He is ebear
12 Jan 11, 06:37 PM
catfish88: sure
12 Jan 11, 06:37 PM
ebear: cat....you wanna talk guns??????
12 Jan 11, 06:37 PM
catfish88: ebear, are you golden showering yourself?
12 Jan 11, 06:36 PM
samD: It just depends ebear

12 Jan 11, 06:36 PM
schuyler: bad vaq
12 Jan 11, 06:36 PM
catfish88: LOL Vaq
12 Jan 11, 06:36 PM
Vaq: propcytalene, that's what I do at work. Prop, sit or lean on something.
12 Jan 11, 06:36 PM
ebear: sam...i think i just pissed my pants!!!!!!!!
12 Jan 11, 06:36 PM
catfish88: So, I got this rifle I'm building on microsoft paint, anybody interested?
12 Jan 11, 06:35 PM
samD: Gloria Einstein his busty cousin, yes
12 Jan 11, 06:35 PM
ebear: i told ya...3 minutes
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12 Jan 11, 06:35 PM
schuyler: ne ka moshi moshi
12 Jan 11, 06:35 PM
catfish88: And here I thought she was just bowlegged all this time
12 Jan 11, 06:35 PM
samD: No she needs to be re trained to walk after ebear

12 Jan 11, 06:35 PM
schuyler: neh. either works
12 Jan 11, 06:35 PM
Vaq: no, no, retraining is correct.
12 Jan 11, 06:35 PM
ebear: sam gave einstien a hand-job
12 Jan 11, 06:34 PM
catfish88: S
12 Jan 11, 06:34 PM
catfish88: restraining!!
12 Jan 11, 06:34 PM
catfish88: Look at the brain on Sam

12 Jan 11, 06:34 PM
schuyler: she's gone to get another retraining order
12 Jan 11, 06:34 PM
ebear: i told ya before....my lube burns
12 Jan 11, 06:34 PM
catfish88: I think she's still in the fetal position from her last encounter with you
12 Jan 11, 06:34 PM
Vaq: I thought she was with you!
12 Jan 11, 06:34 PM
samD: Under the King
12 Jan 11, 06:33 PM
ebear: im confused.....where the fuck is ace?
12 Jan 11, 06:33 PM
catfish88: The main ingredient in Ebears lube
12 Jan 11, 06:33 PM
samD: propane & acetelyne mixed
12 Jan 11, 06:33 PM
Vaq: Here's one. propcytalene. What is it?
12 Jan 11, 06:33 PM
ebear: fuck !!!the one with the three horns....you know ....a chevy
12 Jan 11, 06:33 PM
samD: tricoperus is the Spanish version, smaller and smells like frijoles

12 Jan 11, 06:33 PM
schuyler: i did no such
12 Jan 11, 06:32 PM
catfish88: google it schuy

12 Jan 11, 06:32 PM
schuyler: i think

12 Jan 11, 06:32 PM
schuyler: it sure as hell ain't a real one

12 Jan 11, 06:32 PM
HampsterW: triceratops?
12 Jan 11, 06:32 PM
samD: Me and Jesus were in Basic Training together
12 Jan 11, 06:32 PM
catfish88: That must be a mesican dinosaur
12 Jan 11, 06:32 PM
Vaq: Not even close
12 Jan 11, 06:31 PM
catfish88: LOL
12 Jan 11, 06:31 PM
ebear: his first rodeo was on a tricoperus
12 Jan 11, 06:31 PM
samD: I hope not at my age
12 Jan 11, 06:31 PM
Vaq: 8 seconds!!!!!

12 Jan 11, 06:31 PM
HampsterW: 8 sec ride

12 Jan 11, 06:31 PM
schuyler: that is not a pretty picture
12 Jan 11, 06:31 PM
catfish88: It won't be your last
12 Jan 11, 06:31 PM
samD: This ain't my first rodeo
12 Jan 11, 06:30 PM
ebear: yeah sam ......then i came......its over....lolol
12 Jan 11, 06:30 PM
Vaq: Howdy Sam, Buckle up buttercup.

12 Jan 11, 06:30 PM
HampsterW: he still does...lol
12 Jan 11, 06:30 PM
catfish88: He tells everybody that Sam on the first date
12 Jan 11, 06:30 PM
samD: Hey u are maligning mi amigo ebear, he said he loved me the other day!
12 Jan 11, 06:30 PM
ebear: holy small dick batman!!!!!!
12 Jan 11, 06:30 PM
catfish88: Is that you giving the shocker or taking the shocker ebear?

12 Jan 11, 06:30 PM
schuyler: none i sbigger than mine - Irish sea shanty

12 Jan 11, 06:29 PM
schuyler: ships sail in ships sail out and never tickle a hair!
12 Jan 11, 06:29 PM
ebear: i like the shocker....2 in the pink and one in the stink
12 Jan 11, 06:29 PM
catfish88: Throwin a hotdog down a hallway

12 Jan 11, 06:29 PM
schuyler: beat you last time. do it again
12 Jan 11, 06:29 PM
samD: pindick the bug fuckker?

12 Jan 11, 06:28 PM
schuyler: that's because he would get lost in a normal one
12 Jan 11, 06:28 PM
ebear: bears 24 seahawks -6
12 Jan 11, 06:28 PM
catfish88: Otherwise...well, you know
12 Jan 11, 06:28 PM
catfish88: Ebear requires a tighter vagina
12 Jan 11, 06:28 PM
samD: ebear, u are sick
12 Jan 11, 06:28 PM
catfish88: He was a good friend of mine
12 Jan 11, 06:28 PM
Vaq: Jeremiah was a bull frog.
12 Jan 11, 06:28 PM
ebear: lol.....miss kitty was lucille ball with a tighter vagina

12 Jan 11, 06:27 PM
schuyler: seahawks
12 Jan 11, 06:27 PM
samD: ebear, schuyler, who is winning this weekend?
12 Jan 11, 06:27 PM
catfish88: He doesn't sweet talk hamp, hamp is just the bitch
12 Jan 11, 06:27 PM
catfish88: I bet ebear. Do you smooth talk her in Spanish
12 Jan 11, 06:27 PM
samD: Raffy Welcome amigo.

12 Jan 11, 06:27 PM
schuyler: 20 seconds tops

12 Jan 11, 06:26 PM
HampsterW: liar
12 Jan 11, 06:26 PM
ebear: yeah cat.....but im a motherfucker for the first 3 minutes!!!
12 Jan 11, 06:26 PM
catfish88: Yeeeee Hawwwwww

12 Jan 11, 06:26 PM
schuyler: ride 'em cowboy!
12 Jan 11, 06:26 PM
Vaq: (gunsmoke)
12 Jan 11, 06:26 PM
catfish88: I think she'd be the one to wear you out bear
12 Jan 11, 06:26 PM
Vaq: Where's Miss Kitty when you need her?

12 Jan 11, 06:25 PM
Larry W: Not mine!!!
12 Jan 11, 06:25 PM
ebear: god we need another woman....ace must be worn out by now
12 Jan 11, 06:25 PM
catfish88: Can't ebear. I always set nude when I'm on molon labia

12 Jan 11, 06:25 PM
HampsterW: Okay who's on the web cam?
12 Jan 11, 06:24 PM
Vaq: WTF?
12 Jan 11, 06:24 PM
ebear: cat, will you atleast pull your pants up
12 Jan 11, 06:24 PM
catfish88: Is it called rape or "rent"
12 Jan 11, 06:24 PM
Vaq: Ws?hat does a toe bring at a brokerage these day
12 Jan 11, 06:24 PM
catfish88: I know, I have an extra r in there. My fingers type too fast
12 Jan 11, 06:24 PM
ebear: its called rape

12 Jan 11, 06:23 PM
schuyler: (sigh)
12 Jan 11, 06:23 PM
catfish88: LOL. What's with those people, she broker her toe and he broke his foot, I think it gets rough over there
12 Jan 11, 06:23 PM
Vaq: ebear, I swear, you just aint right!

12 Jan 11, 06:23 PM
HampsterW: JDK
12 Jan 11, 06:23 PM
ebear: cat....i was going there but i let you....lolol

12 Jan 11, 06:23 PM
schuyler: is tthat how he really broke his foot?

12 Jan 11, 06:22 PM
HampsterW: You would!
12 Jan 11, 06:22 PM
catfish88: He probably sniffs them
12 Jan 11, 06:22 PM
ebear: do ya think jim puts on her panties when she's not home?
12 Jan 11, 06:22 PM
catfish88: I saw where ebear propositioned ACE to model the gunslot t-shirt

12 Jan 11, 06:22 PM
schuyler: had to look it up to make sure

12 Jan 11, 06:21 PM
HampsterW: that will promt Jim to post more dirty pic's
12 Jan 11, 06:21 PM
catfish88: Good job schuy, that was a test...you passed!
12 Jan 11, 06:21 PM
catfish88: LOL

12 Jan 11, 06:21 PM
schuyler: it's CARPAL Ha!

12 Jan 11, 06:21 PM
Larry W: Your slowing down Schuy
12 Jan 11, 06:21 PM
ebear: cat.....don't fag out on us!!!! call her up and talk filthy dirty....then tell jim to put ace on the phone
12 Jan 11, 06:21 PM
catfish88: shewww

12 Jan 11, 06:21 PM
schuyler: nick of time boy!
12 Jan 11, 06:20 PM
catfish88: carpel
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12 Jan 11, 06:20 PM
catfish88: Don't get carel tunnel

12 Jan 11, 06:20 PM
schuyler: you better hope you have something left
12 Jan 11, 06:20 PM
Vaq: I'm training for the olympics though!! take that however you want.
12 Jan 11, 06:20 PM
catfish88: This conversation has really turned, I feel like we are on Cosmo chat now
12 Jan 11, 06:19 PM
ebear: vaq,just take it slow when you get home!!!lol
12 Jan 11, 06:19 PM
catfish88: Well, Vaq, when two people really love each other, I guess it can work. Kinda hard when two people are getting to know each other though

12 Jan 11, 06:19 PM
HampsterW: one and the same no! fleabear.....you slut
12 Jan 11, 06:18 PM
Vaq: I'm married, 300 miles from home. Yep, that's a freaking hurdle!

12 Jan 11, 06:18 PM
HampsterW: He's a slut
12 Jan 11, 06:18 PM
ebear: i'll take distance over a restraining order anytime
12 Jan 11, 06:18 PM
catfish88: Ebear, you can't call me tiger, you are going to make Hamp jealous
12 Jan 11, 06:17 PM
ebear: cat, she wants you tiger!!!!
12 Jan 11, 06:17 PM
catfish88: Long distance is difficult. I did it once.
12 Jan 11, 06:17 PM
Vaq: Distance should be a hurdle.
12 Jan 11, 06:16 PM
catfish88: Well, I still talk to her once in a while
12 Jan 11, 06:16 PM
ebear: and how horny u r
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12 Jan 11, 06:16 PM
schuyler: ebear and date is also an oxymoron
12 Jan 11, 06:16 PM
catfish88: Geez, I'm glad I had a little book learnin otherwise I wouldn't be able to participate here

12 Jan 11, 06:16 PM
HampsterW: Distance can be a hurdle, it depends on your stage of life

12 Jan 11, 06:16 PM
schuyler: ok, how bout contradiction, oh, wait, that's bigger
12 Jan 11, 06:16 PM
ebear: no lie...i was on a date in highschool , we ate mexican...afterwards when i fingered her...she screamed....shit it burns!!!!...lol i had salsa on my finger!!!!
12 Jan 11, 06:15 PM
catfish88: There he goes with them big words again

12 Jan 11, 06:15 PM
schuyler: mexican and big burrito is kind of an oxymoron
12 Jan 11, 06:15 PM
catfish88: On a serious note, I was Schuy, but the 2000 mile distance between us is a barrier

12 Jan 11, 06:14 PM
schuyler: i thought cat was after greg's niece
12 Jan 11, 06:14 PM
catfish88: nope ebear I didn't. She's all goo goo for some mexican that told her he had a big burrito
12 Jan 11, 06:14 PM
ebear: schuy,,,,its a great read.....cat.....did you and ace hook up yet?

12 Jan 11, 06:14 PM
HampsterW: Then sue
12 Jan 11, 06:14 PM
catfish88: I can talk about my sister, since I don't have one

12 Jan 11, 06:13 PM
schuyler: LOL!
12 Jan 11, 06:13 PM
Vaq: McDonalds coffee, fresh out of the drive through window. Pour that on yer zipper. NO ITCH!!

12 Jan 11, 06:13 PM
schuyler: face palm!
12 Jan 11, 06:13 PM
catfish88: I know, my sister had crabs and......so did I

12 Jan 11, 06:13 PM
schuyler: get some qwell
12 Jan 11, 06:13 PM
catfish88: Crabs will do that to you

12 Jan 11, 06:13 PM
schuyler: steel wool on a drill

12 Jan 11, 06:12 PM
Larry W: Howdy Ebear,, ever try raid??

12 Jan 11, 06:12 PM
HampsterW: I80 grit??

12 Jan 11, 06:12 PM
schuyler: hey bear. thanks for the manhunt tip. Have it and am reading it now
12 Jan 11, 06:12 PM
Vaq: I will be "Wally".
12 Jan 11, 06:12 PM
catfish88: Well, lick them!
12 Jan 11, 06:12 PM
catfish88: Yea, I've been there before, alot of those boards are full of people full of themselves
12 Jan 11, 06:12 PM
ebear: my balls itch


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