Sick Leave I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.My co-worker (who's blond) asked me what I was doing.I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What are you doing?'I told him I was a light bulb.He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'I jumped down and walked out of the office...When my co-worker (the blond) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!' (You're gonna love this....) She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.
لن أستسلم لموتُ لالاس "I will not submit.Death to Islam!"The Socialists told us long ago that since they could not beat us with force, that they would destroy us slowly from within. So far it is working pretty well. MOLON LABE check...
ROTGLMFAO, great one Sam!!!
Change that you can truly believe in comes from the barrel of a gun!,=====o00o _//___l__,\____\,__l_--- \___l---lllllll (o)_)-o- (o)_)--o-)_)